the picture you see is no portrait of me

things i want to throw out the window into a fiery pit:

1. any/all treo 600 phones
2. medium tent cards (fuck you avery 5305)
3. anything involving fall 2006 courses
4. windows updates
5. my dry lips
6. my middle finger's nail
7. the tap room
8. work phone
9. dust
10. pringles "loaded baked potato" chips
11. these nuts