random notes:

- i had a fortune cookie this past sunday and my fortune was "you are a good man"

- why oh why oh why isn't this this my job (big ups to john with the teaching of the linking and making it all cool and working and what not)

- i'd actually be more "into" being one of these - Actors, Art Directors, Cinematographers, Directors, Documentary, Executives, Film Editors, Music, Producers, Public Relations, Short Films and Feature Animation, Sound, Visual Effects, and Writers. At this time, there are over 5,700 voting members of the Academy - because then i'd be IN the motherfucking academy so scratch that whole accountant shit, but that's pretty hot too

- i printed off paris hilton's phone book and i'm going back on forth on calling fred durst, emailing jermaine dupri, dialing the number for "gael" that looks suspiciously FOREIGN so it might be GAEL GARCIA BERNAL who's been my number one stunner prior to winning the hearts of thousands in 'y tu mama tambien' & that'd be pretty hot, and uneventful. oh, it's so exciting to have all these numbers that have no doubt been changed like 8 days ago

- i continue to feel overwhelmed at work even though i'm CAUGHT UP (hence, this)

- my devotion to the Academy, while pretty true, has soured this year with my failure to see some "important" pre-Oscar films. namely, hotel rwanda & the aviator. i get a big BOO!

- i've really perfected my quiche now

- i haven't bought myself any kind of clothing in so long that i'm worried that i'm finally settling into old age

- jack bauer really is a force to be reckoned with; character or no

- my sister got a puppy and it made me tear up with it's fucking so cuteness

- my goddaughter is so chubby and cute and smiley and gassy and i wish she lived real close by

- i'm still really into puppies though

- tonight is MEXICAN night at kiersten's folks. i'll be bringing some homemade guacamole (i've never made it before so i could either win their hearts or bring the pain since they're fucking MEXICANS)

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and then in other non-list news. um. i don't know. it was the dean's birthday yesterday. i gave him my will to work as a present. it's lisa's birthday today. i gave her her tupperware back (clean even!) as a present. jose canseco is my newest annoyance in the land of entertainment. i don't get it. how come no one else is more "into" the freakshow that he is. and the thing is, i don't even give a fuck about major league baseball (or the minors guys), but i do know that he's making some pretty good face time on the ol' network tv and he's totally freaking me out and i can't. look. away. those lips! that tan! those creepy plastic surgery eyes! sheesh. talk about your basic trainwreck. whoa. all i've got is work-related birthdays and former bad boys in sports.

well that's fine, fine, fine (nod to you john; the frickin BOLSHOI)