this is for you homie. no, YOU.

sheesh. so my one friend who i talk to on a regular basis is inquiring as to why i haven't updated this monstrosity of a thingie. here i am, taking one for the team. one of these days i'm going to FOR REAL have something to say but until that day comes, it's gonna be total horse shit. oh, horses. oh, seabiscuit. don't get me started. i saw the "Difficult To Watch" 'monster' over the weekend. charlize is gonna get that oscar folks! not only because she did pretty good, but the academy loves it when a pretty puts on a few pounds AND wears prostethics to look not as pretty. one might wonder what happened to eric stoltz. why didn't he win for mask? i don't know either. anyhoo. i can't decide if christina ricci blew ass or if that's how her character is in real life. either way, i wasn't all over the movie. do i have anything else to discuss but movies? of course i do. just not right now. maybe later. maybe later on today. homie, keep your pubes crossed!

i'm not one who's into "reality" tv shows, but i can't stop watching American Idol as of late. i don't know if it's because i'm worried about how much weight paula abdul's going to lose or what, but i was glued to the set last night. i have no real feelings towards any of the Future Stars nor can i remember one person's name, but boy, that show is lame and totally sucks you in. i'm hoping to not have this become a part of my real life because then i'd be more sucky than the norm. i haven't got much left of cool is the thing.

all i really want is a cigarette.